A story from a friend
“I liked this boy in high school who was a huge U Conn basketball fan. I wanted to get him to notice me, so I decided that if I became U Conn’s biggest fan, he would like me. I followed college basketball everyday and whenever they won a game, I would wear my U Conn hoodie to school the next day. By the end of the season, I had watched every college basketball game and decided to turn in a bracket. I put it in my friend’s pool and it ended up winning and I won a lot of money. Finally, my crush noticed me… So he came up to me and smiled and said, “Great job with that bracket.” … That’s when I noticed he had a huge ugly gap in his teeth. … But at least he got me into college basketball.”
Love sucks. Choose basketball.